Embarrassing ... but true
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Embarrassing ... but true
A Canadian radio gives a prize from $1,000 to $5,000 to the person who tells the more embarrassing true story really happened, that kind of story that makes you wish to throw yourself from the fifth floor.
This is the story that won $ 5,000:
“I had an appointment with the gynecologist this week, but they forgot to call me back to confirm me
the day and time. Early in the morning I received a phone call from the secretary of the clinic who told me that the visit was fixed the same morning at 9.30
I had just finished breakfast with my husband and my children and I was ready to attend to my daily duties. It was exactly 8.45. Panic, I had not a minute to lose.
As every women, we are very attentive to intimate hygiene, especially when we have to go to the
gynecologist. But that morning I did not have time to make the shower, so I went running up the stairs, I took off my pajamas, I picked up the first washed and folded towel that was on the edge of the tub, I open it, dipped it into water, and I use it to properly clean all private parts to be sure to be as neat as possible. I threw the towel in the laundry, I finished to dress me and flew to the clinic.
I was just arrived in the waiting room, when they called me.
As I already know the procedure, I sat down without any help on the edge of the bed and tried to imagine, as I always do, to be very far from there, at the Caribbean, or anywhere but far from there.
I was very surprised when the doctor told me:
- Wow, this morning we made an extra effort to
be prettiest!
That compliment bothered me, but I didn’t say
anything.
I returned quietly at home and the rest of the day was as usual: I cleaned the house, cooked...
After school, my six year old daughter yelled from the bathroom :
- Mom, where's my towel ?
I told her to take another towel in the closet.
When she answered me, I swear that the desire to disappear from the face of the earth immediately passed through my head.
The doctor's words were continuously hammering in my brain ... and my daughter said to me:
- No mom, I do not want a towel in the closet, I want the one that was on the bathtub. I left inside it all my glitters, the sequins and golden stars I use to play!
